Ricardo Patrese takes his wife for a lap

[blacksheep]

funny stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIhGJyLR6TI

I hope Nano will crawl out of his hole and translate what she's saying ... although I have a pretty good idea :D

[bmwqc]

funny stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIhGJyLR6TI

I hope Nano will crawl out of his hole and translate what she's saying ... although I have a pretty good idea :D

His wife? She looks young enough to be his daughter. I think the video was staged.

[mightydread]

that's too funny !!!! i think we should all tape are wifes on the track and see if we end up with divorces..

thanks for sharing

mikie

[johnmdanskin]

This is an example of something that's funny to me, but not funny to my wife. Women are so inscrutable. Go figure.

[blacksheep]

my GF thought it was hilarious

women are so inscrutable. Go figure

[Chow Mein]

My GF had the pleasure to ride (sideways) with Seb Rochon at ICAR earlier this summer...and she loved it, uh oh.

Anybody see last week's episode of Fifth Gear? Tiff and Jason take girls out on the track (with a heart rate monitor).




my GF thought it was hilarious

women are so inscrutable. Go figure

[Bmwaddict]

His wife? She looks young enough to be his daughter. I think the video was staged.

I beg to differ, it is wife and that was not staged.

May be Ricardo was aware of the video camera but not her !

Just look at her chest at the start of the video and during the drive. The more she screams the more her chest become red showing an increase in stress.

As far as the translation I need to ask my wife to watch the video with me. But I could tell you that she said " f*** you " at least once and she is calling all the religious names ie: God, Jesus, Virgin Mary etc...

When I was listening to the video last night with the speakers on, my wife was wondering if I was watching a porno or a scary video :rolleyes:

to be continued ....

[johnmdanskin]

I beg to differ, it is wife and that was not staged.

May be Ricardo was aware of the video camera but not her !

Just look at her chest at the start of the video and during the drive. The more she screams the more her chest become red showing an increase in stress.

As far as the translation I need to ask my wife to watch the video with me. But I could tell you that she said " f*** you " at least once and she is calling all the religious names ie: God, Jesus, Virgin Mary etc...

When I was listening to the video last night with the speakers on, my wife was wondering if I was watching a porno or a scary video :rolleyes:

to be continued ....

Wow. I never noticed her chest at all. I'll have to watch again.

[mightydread]

[quote=Chow Mein]My GF had the pleasure to ride (sideways) with Seb Rochon at ICAR earlier this summer...and she loved it, uh oh.

hehe that's seb driving nicely . ask him to take her out while he is in his drift mode . she just might yell the same way:):):)

[snowmanmtl]

A couple of years ago, I ran into a woman sitting on the stairs at the tower with her face in her hands looking very pale. I asked her if she was going to be okay and she said she would be fine, she just needed some air. Turns out she went out for a ride with Andrei! She married him anyway. There are strange women out there, you just have to find the right one.:D

[Gregster]

A couple of years ago, I ran into a woman sitting on the stairs at the tower with her face in her hands looking very pale. I asked her if she was going to be okay and she said she would be fine, she just needed some air. Turns out she went out for a ride with Andrei! She married him anyway. There are strange women out there, you just have to find the right one.:D

LOL! I just remembered that

[blacksheep]

Wow. I never noticed her chest at all.uh, you must be kidding, right?

[Gregster]

uh, you must be kidding, right?

X2 on that

[mayor]

Reminds me of this old show that aired on Radio-Canada in the '70s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb2gKR7rOk

[Nano]

wife- *can't hear what she says*
patrese- come on get innnnnnn
wife- meee, how do you turn down the air, it's freezing
patrese- you will get warm soon
wife- yeah sure... I'm going to get a cold

guy tells patrese some people complained he was too fast...

wife- thank god people are working, so you can't race
wife- so have you learned the track?
patrese- I know this track very well
wife- but here, why is there this blue thing I was seeing before?
patrese- It's the track-in
wife- for entering... so you see them passing you as you exit
patrese- yes...
wife- but bu ba slow...
wife- AHHHHHH!!! no come on, poor guys they just told you to go slow there are people working...
patrese- ...
wife- I have the polenta with spazzatino that is... hahahehe
patrese- ....
wife- no... you are doing it on purpose... hehehe
wife- ricardinooo... nooooOOOOO really
wife- nononono.. I'm not having a good time
wife- no please, it's nice seeing you,... but this car is not a formula1 car, it's not glued to the track like a formula1 car..
patrese- ...
wife- oh lord, mamma mia, only do one lap... he told you to go SLOW
wife- please, please, I have the children at home that want to see their momy again
wife- no no no ricardooo. NOOO NOOOO SLOW DOWN!!!!
patrese- ...
wife- FUCK!! you are crazy
wife- look, LOOK!!!! please... fuck you.. hehehaha sob sob
wife- pleasee ricardo, please they said to go slow.. you are passing him too close, mamma MIAAAAAAAAHHIIIIAIAIIII RICARDO!!!
wife- I AM GETTING DOWNNNN *beats on the car*
wife- hihi sobsob.. NOOOOOOOO, PLEASEEEEEE
wife- STOOOOOPPP
wife- YOU ARE A SHITHEAD
wife- FUCK YOU, I'm never getting on a car with you again
wife- I told you I didn't want to get in
wife- ohhh the spezzatino.... mother of god.. each time I get in a car with you I feel like vomiting

ride now over, wife sees the camera

wife- but.. hihihiihihi
patrese- hahahaha
wife- hihihihahahaha
patrese- hahhahha
...

=)

polenta e spezzatino---> ---> http://www.ricettando.it/images/spezzatino.png

[bmwqc]

Nano,

Welcome back! Where have you been?



wife- *can't hear what she says*
patrese- come on get innnnnnn
wife- meee, how do you turn down the air, it's freezing
patrese- you will get warm soon
wife- yeah sure... I'm going to get a cold

guy tells patrese some people complained he was too fast...

wife- thank god people are working, so you can't race
wife- so have you learned the track?
patrese- I know this track very well
wife- but here, why is there this blue thing I was seeing before?
patrese- It's the track-in
wife- for entering... so you see them passing you as you exit
patrese- yes...
wife- but bu ba slow...
wife- AHHHHHH!!! no come on, poor guys they just told you to go slow there are people working...
patrese- ...
wife- I have the polenta with spazzatino that is... hahahehe
patrese- ....
wife- no... you are doing it on purpose... hehehe
wife- ricardinooo... nooooOOOOO really
wife- nononono.. I'm not having a good time
wife- no please, it's nice seeing you,... but this car is not a formula1 car, it's not glued to the track like a formula1 car..
patrese- ...
wife- oh lord, mamma mia, only do one lap... he told you to go SLOW
wife- please, please, I have the children at home that want to see their momy again
wife- no no no ricardooo. NOOO NOOOO SLOW DOWN!!!!
patrese- ...
wife- FUCK!! you are crazy
wife- look, LOOK!!!! please... fuck you.. hehehaha sob sob
wife- pleasee ricardo, please they said to go slow.. you are passing him too close, mamma MIAAAAAAAAHHIIIIAIAIIII RICARDO!!!
wife- I AM GETTING DOWNNNN *beats on the car*
wife- hihi sobsob.. NOOOOOOOO, PLEASEEEEEE
wife- STOOOOOPPP
wife- YOU ARE A SHITHEAD
wife- FUCK YOU, I'm never getting on a car with you again
wife- I told you I didn't want to get in
wife- ohhh the spezzatino.... mother of god.. each time I get in a car with you I feel like vomiting

ride now over, wife sees the camera

wife- but.. hihihiihihi
patrese- hahahaha
wife- hihihihahahaha
patrese- hahhahha
...

=)

polenta e spezzatino---> ---> http://www.ricettando.it/images/spezzatino.png

[Andrei]

Dang! Alessandro is alive!

And judging by IP address he is in Montreal. You should come to the monthly meeting, man.

[blacksheep]

hey Alex!

Nice to see you on the board again, thanks for the translation!

[johnmdanskin]

hey Alex!

Nice to see you on the board again, thanks for the translation!

That was awesome! Word for word what my wife would have said.

Except for the Hehe part at the end. She would have been hitting me. Probably would break my glasses. She is small but fierce.

[Nano]

Hi all,

I'm still alive, all is well :D just been a frantic last 10 months, and I haven't been able to focus on anything else than work. I wish there were 30 hrs in a day. I forgot about the monthly meetings(Still first tuesday of the month?). I'll try :)



Dang! Alessandro is alive!

And judging by IP address he is in Montreal. You should come to the monthly meeting, man.

[bmwqc]

Hi all,

I'm still alive, all is well :D just been a frantic last 10 months, and I haven't been able to focus on anything else than work. I wish there were 30 hrs in a day. I forgot about the monthly meetings(Still first tuesday of the month?). I'll try :)

Next meeting is on the 7th 6pm